ABC news reporter, Skippy Delite, reported that the Sierra Madre Theater offers money back guarantee on their Halloween show, “Celebrity Zombies Save America.” This is the funniest, scariest, family-friendly show you’ve ever seen.
Since there is no charge for admission their money back guarantee seems ludicrous. When I confronted the producer with this observation, he replied, “all this technical stuff gives me a headache. I’m trying to save America and you’re worried about wordplay.”
I replied, “well then, why don’t you offer double your money back!”